How many Angelas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not applicable. Angela’s too stupid to change a lightbulb.
How many times has Michael told this “joke”?
Angela’s stopped counting. It amuses his friends.
What about Angela’s friends?
Angela no longer sees her friends. Michael doesn’t like them.
How much longer will Angela put up with this?
Not long. She’s seen the light. Pun intended.
How many Michaels does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not applicable. Angela will be taking all the lightbulbs with her when she leaves.
Will she tell him where she’s going?
Angela’s not that stupid.
Alison Wassell is a micro, flash, and short story writer from the UK. She has been published by Reflex Fiction, Retreat West, The Cabinet of Heed, and Litro. Twitter: @lilysslave.
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